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Tract #01 – For increased empathy, share your urine every morning.

For increased empathy, share your urine every morning
The Covid pandemic has shown the full value of naturopathy and holistic treatments.
In particular, it has been observed that belief in urine absorption* contributes to the fight against the virus.
More recent evidence indicates that the belief, within a couple or a trouple, in a shared morning ritual of giving each other one's urine* considerably strengthens the empathic connection between partners and promotes a better distribution of the mental load.
Of course, the mainstream media, in the pay of Big Pharma, hides this information from us. Hence the need to actively support our alternative media.

*Always consult your doctor before any new treatment

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Scientific argument

The Covid-19 pandemic has highlighted the importance of naturopathy and has been an opportunity to question the influence of the pharmaceutical industry. Indeed, naturopathy is an alternative health care approach that focuses on disease prevention and the promotion of physical and mental well-being. Furthermore, and unlike conventional medical treatments, it is holistic, namely as its etymology indicates: global (from the Greek “holos”, which means “whole” or “complete”).
 
It is about considering the human being as a whole, taking into account all aspects of their life: physical, mental, emotional and spiritual. The holistic approach considers that each aspect of the person is interconnected and interacts with the others, contributing to their health and well-being. Instead of focusing only on symptoms or isolated problems, the holistic approach seeks to find the balance between the different dimensions of the person. It emphasizes the prevention of diseases by promoting a healthy lifestyle, and uses various complementary methods, such as alternative medicine or natural therapies, and thus offers a more complete and global vision of health, recognizing the importance of the connection between the body, mind and soul. Let's even go so far as to talk about the connection between the individual and the bodies, minds and souls of those around them, whether they are from the human, animal or plant world - classifications that are now completely outdated.

The Covid-19 pandemic has therefore highlighted the importance of naturopathy, holistic treatments and has been an opportunity to observe that faith in the absorption of urine contributes to the fight against the virus.

The Covid-19 pandemic has also been an opportunity to study the testing of many couples, forcing them to adapt to exceptional circumstances. In this situation, it was essential to support a strong emotional connection between partners to promote harmony and better distribution of the mental load.
 
It has been observed that the existence of shared morning rituals plays a significant role. These rituals include, for example, meditation sessions, moments of sharing goals for the day, physical activities in pairs or even sharing urine. This last practice – due to its transgressively communal side – in opposition to our hygienic-capitalist society – has proven to help create a harmonious atmosphere within the couple and promote better communication, distributing the mental load more equitably between the different people, thus promoting a deconstruction of the traditional patriarchal couple.

Since the end of the pandemic, a slight easing of fascist control has allowed the resumption of a more fluid sexuality. The multiplication of partners and the greater practice of exchanging morning urine suggests a generalized increase in both immunity and benevolence.
 
Ongoing studies should allow us to be even more assertive on these points.

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