[by V. Wiel, Professor of 17th Century Literature]

If it were still necessary to prove that our language is fascist, discriminatory towards minorities and that it urgently needs to be completely remade, we should finally take care of the fate of the left. Because this is the case here for all genders, all sexes, all ages, all generations for entire centuries, in all civilized countries, and perhaps even in others. Injustice is so universal that intersectionality is no longer enough and we are suffocating. 

See: is not the world made by and for right-handers? Since the dawn of time, has not unnatural torture been inflicted, with hands tied behind their backs, to thwart the freedom of those who have the misfortune of not being so? Misfortune, yes, because Sinister Does it not mean that we have drawn the evil spell or that misfortune is upon us, as upon its attached prey, and that we spread it with hand and foot? And do we not see that, little by little, it is imputing to us all the misfortunes of the world, past and future? Are we not imposed as an inescapable destiny to pass away? And then, will not the elect have a chair reserved at the right hand of God? 

But in the meantime, what injustice is not inflicted on us when it comes to learning to drive? To handle a unilaterally beveled knife threatening to cut us sideways at every moment? Isn't it to continue to accuse us of being clumsy and to make us the laughing stock of the world? Let's talk about address: some right-handed people are so clumsy that it is almost impossible to feel sorry for them. 

Will we therefore invoke the rights of left-handers? But that is the intolerable thing, because that would mean accepting that the law says what is normal and what is fair. 

 As a result, we demand: 

• 1°) That for the sake of fairness we impose “droi-che” as a noun and as an adjective. 
• 2°) That all words, without exception, derived from dexter are definitely cancelled. 
• 3°) That choosing the right or the left falls under the law and that in all circumstances, one goes to the middle (or to the right). A simplicity that will dispel many torments. 
• 4°) Finally, let the world be remade, and universally, in the middle. So many wise men have advocated this for a long time that we must make an exception here and not cancel them lightly. 

Of course, we will be able to complete this already ambitious program and the interactive debate remains open to all.