This text was written by a reader to whom the Observatory gives a voice. His views are his own. A short chronicle of an "all inclusive" cruise and a selective overview of the year 2025 by Lucien Vollesan, short story writer.

"Ah, Grema, if you only knew how much I'm looking forward to seeing the golden beaches of the West Bank!"

• And I, Rita, am going to introduce the Gazans to deconstructive ecology. They need it so much!
• But tell me Grema, we're not stopping in Africa? Because the press and the UN might take an interest in the so-called genocides in Sudan, Nigeria or Mali.
• Don't worry! We'll just make a short stopover in Libya. I have a gift to deliver from EP to the team that forged an email of invoices signed by Gaddafi and used in bad faith by the Financial Prosecutor's Office.
• OK. Gaza, Gaza, that's our only crusade and all the cameras must be focused on it. Although, I would have liked to make a quick detour to greet our comrades in the ultra-democratic Algerian government.
• But they're softening up. They're keeping Christophe Gleizes but have just released that non-angelic, fascist Boualem Sansal.
• Boualem who? Never mind. After Gaza, we could pop over to New York to congratulate our brother and new mayor, an Islamist, woke, and racialized like us. Well, mostly like me.
• You can say “we,” Rita. If I’m a pale, Scandinavian blonde, that’s just an outer layer; my heart is racialized. It’s like in the Nino Ferrer song: “I wish I were Black.”
• Don't compare yourself to that white, Italian, Catholic, heterosexual male, Grema. And besides, he was a great friend of Brigitte Bardot!
• You're right. I'm starting to film. Are you ready, Rita?
• OK. Are the tears okay?
• You can add 2 or 3 drops of glycerin.
• We're going to be a smash hit. I've already done prime time on France Télévisions for "Compliment d'enquête." Before we left, I negotiated at a restaurant with Pat C. and Tom L. from France Intox, the Dati Killers. Real pros, certified and accredited, on our side. We'll get confirmation from Delphine E. She makes sure everything is inclusively compliant. She even cancelled the show "Des Chiffres et des Lettres" because while the numbers were Arabic, the letters weren't.
• And for Cannes and the Césars, we'll have everyone who matters, that is to say the Jacklanguian world, with us.
• Almost Grema. We'll have to build a concrete barrier, banning entry to the fascist-Zionist artists listed by our comrade Julien Thery from Lyon 2.
• Lyon? Isn't that more like Klaus Barbie's list?
• Uh, not quite. Oh! I hear a strange siren noise. Shit, an Israeli patrol. Throw the computer overboard.
• Are you sure? But won't that pollute the Mediterranean Ocean?
• No, Sandrine said that everything that comes from us is pure and indisputable, therefore non-polluting.
• If Sandrine says so, then it must be true. No regrets?
• Yes, but it's unavoidable. It contains all our confidential files, including the list of signatories of Villiers' petition, the collaborators of the Observatory of University Ethics, and the book " In the face of woke obscurantism ", the Zionists and crypto-Zionists referenced by Aym.ic C..on and Raphaël A.SS. Finally, all those who will be put in re-centering camps when we are in power.

Splash!

• If Sandrine says so, then it must be true. No regrets?
• Oops, yuck. Rita! I think I'm seasick.
• No need to panic, Grema, there's still plenty of Iranian caviar and Dominique De V. champagne in the hold. It's a miracle cure. Come on, let's pour ourselves a glass to the health of all the oppressed. Think of our poor Gazans. Their martyrdom is, in fact, the only true genocide in history. As our Brother, the revered Grand Mufti of Jerusalem, Haj Amin al-Husseini, founder of the Muslim brigade of the Waffen SS, once said, the Holocaust is nothing but a fabrication. And if there were victims, it's because they were guilty. The Grand Mufti wasn't a Nazi. It was simply a convergence of struggles against Zionism.
• It's exactly like us. But, Rita, did the State of Israel exist in 1940?
• No, but that's a minor detail.